• hobbies include: having people reblog my selfies and then going on their blog to see if they said i look cute in their tags
  • caloriq:

    how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

    20aliens:

Barney Kulok
    omgbrittme asked:
    Katy Perry, Chris Brown, Megan Fox

    Well I’d kill chris brown that’s kinda a given
    I’d fuck megan fox and marry katy perry, she’s funny and I want to know if her boobs are actually real

    Anonymous asked:
    joseph, mary, jesus

    Go to church

    Anonymous asked:
    Fuck, Marry, Kill: Conan O'Brien, Russell Brand, Rihanna

    Fuck Russell Brand
    Marry Rihanna (LIKE DUH not even a question)
    Kill Conan O’Brien

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